It Could've Been Worse...

Wakeup-Call · Unread post by **Wakeup-Call** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:54 pm

As I was chatting with a friend the other night about our "exiting RSE" processing, we hit on a topic that really had us laughing..but also feeling compassionate towards people who may never be able to engage their critical thinking about JZR because of the personal implications and severe regrets they would be left with.

We don't want to spend energy and thought on "what might have been" in the years lost to RSE - and we started down the path of "well, it could've been worse..."

We could've hooked up a buxom, blonde daughter in her 20's with a man who was illiterate, broke, fat, old and ugly who divorced her as fast as he married her and got her pregnant...only because we thought he was an ultra-special comrade and we could hang out with the inner circle.

We could be totally dependent on a business based on kickbacks to JZR. E.g., we could be the RV slumlord of RSE..."what, you want a 2nd thin blanket?? That'll be another $50"

We could've fallen for getting pregnant ourselves by one of the comrades just to produce the next Christ or to be sure we'd have a genetic line for reincarnation.

We could've been singled out by Ramtha for a "sex hookup" or a "relationship hookup" - omg - we started rattling off names

We could've blown our life savings on events, books, tapes, Omega.... oh wait, we did do that. Hahahaha... Well, we could've been 70 instead of 40 when we blew our savings. At least we have marketable skills and time to recover.

Sadly, the earth changes themselves would be less shattering to some people than to awaken to the scam they bought into and the choices they made as a result.

Wakeup-Call · Unread post by **Wakeup-Call** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:19 am

Remembered these...

We could've let JZR name our kids "Hokey Pokey" and "Gumby Dammit"

We could've caught the "name change" wave and have our driver's licenses now reading "Crystal Blue Persuasion" or "Seabiscuit"

tree · Unread post by **tree** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:28 pm

.....or Midnight Blue or Moses....

wolfman · Unread post by **wolfman** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:39 pm

"We could've let JZR name our kids "Hokey Pokey" and "Gumby Dammit"

Brilliant Wake-Up!

Love your wit.

tree · Unread post by **tree** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:01 pm

We could've blown our life savings on events, books, tapes, Omega.... oh wait, we did do that. Hahahaha... Well, we could've been 70 instead of 40 when we blew our savings. At least we have marketable skills and time to recover.

oh wait, we did do that. Hahahaha...

omg-
this is soooo funny!! true, but funny!.

We could've fallen for getting pregnant ourselves by one of the comrades just to produce the next Christ or to be sure we'd have a genetic line for reincarnation

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Thank god I chose the "masterly path" and opted for abortion.
oh wait, it was non-consensual.
oh geezus, what was I thinking??

(just wanted to throw a stunner in there )

oh wait, we did do that. Hahahaha

it was worth another laugh! LOL!