The "Real" Story of JZ...

Wakeup-Call · Unread post by **Wakeup-Call** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:49 am

...can be found in a series by Marvel Comics.... I'm pretty sure this is true...it sounds true, and it's been true for as long as I can remember anyway, which is the only thing that matters...

JZ, aka The Green Goblin appeared in the first Spiderman movie and JZ was played by Willem Dafoe. She administers performance-enhancing drugs to herself, and becomes (naturally) a supervillian. [Note: the movie left out that she first mastered the game of golf in one outing and went on to win the Dinah Shore tournament the following week, at which point she became bored with the game and never picked up a club again - THEN she went on to use her powers to be a supervillain] She kills all of her enemies - military types who pulled funding on her company, as well as board members who ousted her, then decides to wreak havoc on New York City.

JZ, aka Spiderman, is master of Blue Webs and tries very hard to keep that other personality, The Green Goblin, tightly wrapped up. Spiderman is really a Christ, and we know this because Spidey wears a red & blue outfit and never shows her face (so humble). Duh, so obvious. Spidey is also the most psychic person in the world with her Spidey-Sense. Again, I refer you to the Marvel comics biography for you to get the whole story.

Here's a photo of when she was very young.
http://www.funtasticfaces.com.au/Spider ... Goblin.jpg

And here, all grown up http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/im ... -large.jpg

Special rare footage! a photo of when Greg Simmons first enters the Marvel-ous story
http://secondvarietydvd.com/store/image ... goblin.jpg

Whatchamacallit · Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:17 am

Dearest Wakeup,

You're mixed up, not wakeup.

You said, "Spiderman is really a Christ, and we know this because Spidey wears a red & blue outfit and never shows her face (so humble)."

My 6 year old would be very upset to know that you are calling him a her, for one thing. You see, my 6 year old son believes he IS Spiderman. He even has the costume !
A christ ? ROFL ! When he slugs his younger brother next time, I'll remind him that he can't do that cuz christs don't do that. It should make him stop.

(I can't believe you used Spiderman as your analogy, too funny)

Hmmm, since my 6 year old lives in kiddie fantasyland, what does that say about the Empress' level of evolution ?

Wakeup-Call · Unread post by **Wakeup-Call** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:15 am

Blasphemer!!

No one channels Spiderman and Green Goblin but JZR!!!!

Your little boy will be getting a legal injunction served soon, I'm sure.

HumblePied Piper · Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:07 am

LMAO

I just about pooped my pants

too funny, guys.

Whatchamacallit · Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:05 am

Your little boy will be getting a legal injunction served soon, I'm sure, says Mixedup Wakeup.

Hmmm, let me think about that for a minute. JZ can tell her lawyer that she can expect (not) to get what out of my 6 yr old...Legos, marbles, a water GUN, dirty socks, dried Cheerios from the kitchen floor cuz I don't have Kitchen Queens, and what else ? A happy, honest family. What would she know about THAT ?

I win.

Case closed.

Wakeup-Call · Unread post by **Wakeup-Call** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:36 pm

Oops, link broke to the early picture of JZ aka Spiderman/Green Goblin

Here's the updated link
http://funtasticfaces.com.au/slides/Spi ... oblin.html