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Ask dr Caterpillar ...

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:06 pm
by Caterpillar
Hello everyone! Bonjour Oldone!

Quantum theory of Ramtha, the Barbarian states that ?there is NO difference between a fish, a washing machine, a horse, a chicken, a zebra and JZ Knight.?

This is because they all originated from Point Zero.


Revised acronyms:

R.S.E. = REAL SOCIOPATHIC EDUCATION

C.S.E. = CHILDREN?S SOCIOPATHIC EDUCATION


PRESIDENT: Judith Zebra Chicken Knight

DEAN: Dr Greg, Ph.D., R.S.E., 1991

FACULTY OF PSYCHOPATHY:

COURSES: Psychopathy 101
Sociopathy 101

TEXT BOOKS: The White Book by Ramtha the Barbarian
The Blue Book by Ramtha the Ascended Barbarian


Looking for a career change? Try Psychopathy.
Dr Greg, a practising psychopath will be available for questions and answers.

TAKING ENROLMENTS NOW?

Hello Everyone

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:32 pm
by Robair
Hello Cat
Allo of your info about phycho & socio,an the link,was great I am learning at lot about all of that.

This is funny :lol: :lol:
Oldone

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:35 pm
by David McCarthy
R.S.E. = REAL SOCIOPATHIC EDUCATION

C.S.E. = CHILDREN?S SOCIOPATHIC EDUCATION
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:


Caterpillar, Oldone,

Thanks for that...Its all so true.
Ya gotta laugh in the face of all this madness otherwise it could drive a person nuts...

I just need more Prozac ... ;-)

David.

R.S.E. in the news ...

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:35 am
by Caterpillar
The Council of 13 has recently awarded R.S.E. (Real Sociopathic Education) three prestigious awards:

Recycling*, Patenting/Copyrighting# and Alcoholic^ awards.


Judith Zebra Chicken Knight, the President of R.S.E. was honored to receive these awards at a Wine Ceremony. She thanked Ramtha, the Barbarian for ?helping her over the ditch?. She also thanked the teachers and students for their participation over the 32 years for creating this reality ? The Ramtha Delusion.


* RECYCLING AWARD

This outstanding award recognizes R.S.E. for recycling information from various sources including the Great Religions, Theosophy, Rosicrucianism, Fremansonry, Conspiracy Theorists and Pseudoscientists.

R.S.E. was also acknowledged for recycling their own ?recycled? products by repackaging them as ?new? products.


# PATENTING/COPYRIGHTING AWARD

R.S.E. was the first educational organization to have succeeded in patenting/copyrighting every recycled product they sell.

R.S.E. has also won every legal action they have taken in court for plagiarism and copyright infringement.


^ ALCOHOLIC AWARD

R.S.E. holds the record for the highest number of conversions to Alcoholism in the history of humanity.

R.S.E. commenced with the Wine Ceremonies where alcoholic promiscuity led to the production of children who attend the C.S.E. (Children?s Sociopathic Education) and eventually R.S.E.

Many students developed alcoholic related issues and ended up using health professionals and their medical facilities. Others got involved in traffic accidents and required assistance from various vehicle organizations and medical establishments. Some students created alcoholic related deaths that contributed to the income of the funeral homes.

Hence, Alcoholism has boosted the economies of the countries where R.S.E. students reside.



Caterpillar has channeled the information from the Council of 13.
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